Trump Outlines Timeline for After He is Elected President

Funny story written by Al N.

Thursday, 13 October 2016

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"After I take over Europe, those other backward places like Mexico and the rest of South America will just fall into place."

Salt Lick, WS Trump, still on the campaign trail until his next debate, outlined his future plans for the planet after he takes over the Presidency. He gave the only reporter that showed up for his latest press conference an exclusive interview.

"After I take over the Presidency I think the U.S. is entitled to the Rhineland area in Europe. Also Alsace-Lorraine. So I'll move in U.S. troops to that area. From there, we'll probably just go straight to Austria where they'll cheer us as liberators, much the same way the Iraqis greeted the Americans when they liberated that country" explained Trump.

"From there I'll probably go to the old Czechoslovakia, or whatever they're calling it now. And then I'll make a deal with my buddy Putin to carve up Poland between us. Then we'll probably turn on Russia" said Trump.

"This is my secret plan and you're the first one to hear it!" said Trump. I made it up myself!"

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