Written by Eli

Wednesday, 13 January 2016

image for Gender Abolished; Teens No Longer Chained By Oppression
"Christian Merano"

Gender has officially been abolished; states world leaders exiting a UN conference.

"I feel that America needs to address the oppression that teens have to deal with just because they were born with a certain type of genitalia. " Says president of the United States, Phairand Eckwool.

"I feel like finally I don't need to be oppressed and forced into either being male or female by society, and I can finally embrace my own gender. Because every individual has their own gender, and shouldn't be forced into categories. Who cares about biology!" Says Christian Merano.

But it's not just Christian who feels this way. According to the Friendly and Equal Institute of America, over 5 trillion teenagers feel isolated in their harshly and arbitrarily labeled gender group.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Men, female, gender




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