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Funny story: Male Ladybug Speaks Out about Gender Identity

Male Ladybug Speaks Out about Gender Identity

Lester, a male member of the coccinellid species commonly known as the ladybug or ladybird, recently made waves by speaking out about his struggles with gender identity. "Just because I'm cute and female-friendly doesn't mean I'm a lady," said Les...

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Funny story: Curious Entity Defies Any Kind Of Classification

Curious Entity Defies Any Kind Of Classification

An entity that used to be a human male has spoken out about its choice to 'self-alienate', and to escape any kind of classification or categorisation aside from 'it'. The entity, or 'it', has shed its name, thrown away its birth certificate, and d...

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Funny story: Gender Abolished; Teens No Longer Chained By Oppression

Gender Abolished; Teens No Longer Chained By Oppression

Gender has officially been abolished; states world leaders exiting a UN conference. "I feel that America needs to address the oppression that teens have to deal with just because they were born with a certain type of genitalia. " Says president o...

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Funny story: Raising A Gender-Neutral Child

Raising A Gender-Neutral Child

Loony liberals, fag hags and Swedes are all followers of a new trend - raising a child to be "gender-neutral". The child is raised to not follow any traditional male and female role models, but to be open to influences from both. The ideas have been around for a while. Hippies in the 1960s began to question society's traditional ways of raising children - blue and Action man dolls for boys and...

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Funny story: Glenn Beck Says That Ricky Martin Should Be Gender Tested

Glenn Beck Says That Ricky Martin Should Be Gender Tested

NEW YORK CITY - National TV Talk Show Host Glenn Beck stated on his TV program that the ex-Menudo singer Ricky Martin should be gender tested now that he has come out of the Queen Elton John Honorary Closet. Beck said that he has always felt that...

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Funny story: Gender Bender Jammed Genitalia In Blender

Gender Bender Jammed Genitalia In Blender

Neighbours of notorious gender bender Alex Quim today gathered in the street in small groups, murmering, muttering and gesticulating like Italians after Alex Quim was rushed to hospital in the early hours of this morning. With his genitals jammed...

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Funny story: Appendage divestation and genderless rights recognised

Appendage divestation and genderless rights recognised

The news that the worlds first genderless person has been recognised by Australian authorities has been welcomed by an international gender charity. The gender charity is fulfilling an important social function in providing comfort, support and re...

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Funny story: Female Sex Addiction therapy - a solution in search of a problem

Female Sex Addiction therapy - a solution in search of a problem

Peoria, Illinois - At the Addiction Recovery Institute of Illinois, (A feminazi think tank) they have treatment regimens for all manner of addictions. One such has particularly raised eyebrows, though. And that's the treatment for Female Sex Addict...

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Funny story: A vagina is a terrible thing to waste

A vagina is a terrible thing to waste

Stovington, Vermont - The Vagina Appreciation Guild In North America (VAGINA) has released a study in which they claim that America's vaginas are grossly underused. Indeed, their interviews of 1,000 vaginal life support systems (women) showed disa...

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Funny story: Gender Bending School Kids

Gender Bending School Kids

After two high profile cases, a massive Gender Bending problem has been unearthed in British schools. The first case came to light after a bust up between the parents of twelve year old 'Jessica' and 'her' school in Northampton when they refused t...

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Funny story: Caster Tired of The Damn Gender Questions

Caster Tired of The Damn Gender Questions

NEW YORK CITY - South Africa's Caster Semenya, the world's 800 meter champion held a press conference in Yankee Stadium and told the assembled reporters that she is sick and tired of all the questions questioning her gender. Semenya wearing skinti...

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Funny story: Software Giant Apologizes for Racial Gender Bender

Software Giant Apologizes for Racial Gender Bender

SEATTLE, WA - How many botched joke set-ups does it take to make a software company look like a complete buffoon? Just one, if its advertising artists are not paying attention. Software giant Microtosh apologized Wednesday for a gaffe that featur...

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Funny story: Usain Bolt to be gender tested

Usain Bolt to be gender tested

Usain Bolt is to be tested to check whether he is in fact a woman. Apparently the world record holder for both the 100m and 200m is under suspicion for behaviour that means that, although in possession of a very fine male member, he may in fact be...

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Funny story: Gender Test Athlete Scandal

Gender Test Athlete Scandal

Berlin (Relay Hurdles Sandpit). South African 800 meters runner Daisy Jockstrap has been sent for gender testing following dramatic improvements in her race times. Six months ago the 18 year old runner finished last in the youth games at Skegnes...

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Funny story: It's a Man's World

It's a Man's World

It's official: it's a man's world. Researchers at the University of Calcutta have completed a 5-year study into the control of Earth by various sectors of humankind. Their findings show that men dominate, closely followed by women, then old people an...

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Funny story: Diet Affects Baby's Gender

Diet Affects Baby's Gender

Researchers at U. of Oxford & U. of Exeter have compiled evidence that the quality of womens' diets around the time of conception is statistically significant in determining the resulting children's gender. Well-fed females tend to bear more...

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Funny story: New sex symbols preferred

New sex symbols preferred

Confusion over sexual identity symbols has grown over the last thirty years. A citizens committee comprised of poets, writers, actors and religious leaders has selected four symbols to convey sexual interest and affiliation.

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