No stranger to self-reflection, 38-year-old Campbell Jessup of Nashville, Tennessee, reported being stumped when his 17-year-old niece, Candace (she/her), asked him what his "pronouns" were. “I think I fell asleep during that part of English class…
A six-week-old kitten is pushing gender boundaries in conservative Huntsville, Alabama, maintaining the name given her shortly after birth, before her sex had been determined, even after it was revealed that "Johnny” – named for recently deceased leg...
While never consciously having desired to be anything other than the male stud that he is, Luke Hendrix of Nashville, Tennessee, wondered if he could possibly be in denial about being transgemder. "I've been in denial about so many things," said H…
Lester, a male member of the coccinellid species commonly known as the ladybug or ladybird, recently made waves by speaking out about his struggles with gender identity. "Just because I'm cute and female-friendly doesn't mean I'm a lady," said Les...
An entity that used to be a human male has spoken out about its choice to 'self-alienate', and to escape any kind of classification or categorisation aside from 'it'. The entity, or 'it', has shed its name, thrown away its birth certificate, and d...
A man is suing his local office of the Department of Motor Vehicles to have his gender listed as 'Potato' on his driver's license. Keith Spudd spent thousands of dollars having his skin tattooed the color and shading of a potato. In addition, he...
Gender has officially been abolished; states world leaders exiting a UN conference. "I feel that America needs to address the oppression that teens have to deal with just because they were born with a certain type of genitalia. " Says president o...
Loony liberals, fag hags and Swedes are all followers of a new trend - raising a child to be "gender-neutral". The child is raised to not follow any traditional male and female role models, but to be open to influences from both. The ideas have been around for a while. Hippies in the 1960s began to question society's traditional ways of raising children - blue and Action man dolls for boys and...
NEW YORK CITY - National TV Talk Show Host Glenn Beck stated on his TV program that the ex-Menudo singer Ricky Martin should be gender tested now that he has come out of the Queen Elton John Honorary Closet. Beck said that he has always felt that...
Neighbours of notorious gender bender Alex Quim today gathered in the street in small groups, murmering, muttering and gesticulating like Italians after Alex Quim was rushed to hospital in the early hours of this morning. With his genitals jammed...
The news that the worlds first genderless person has been recognised by Australian authorities has been welcomed by an international gender charity. The gender charity is fulfilling an important social function in providing comfort, support and re...
Peoria, Illinois - At the Addiction Recovery Institute of Illinois, (A feminazi think tank) they have treatment regimens for all manner of addictions. One such has particularly raised eyebrows, though. And that's the treatment for Female Sex Addict...
Stovington, Vermont - The Vagina Appreciation Guild In North America (VAGINA) has released a study in which they claim that America's vaginas are grossly underused. Indeed, their interviews of 1,000 vaginal life support systems (women) showed disa...
After two high profile cases, a massive Gender Bending problem has been unearthed in British schools. The first case came to light after a bust up between the parents of twelve year old 'Jessica' and 'her' school in Northampton when they refused t...
NEW YORK CITY - South Africa's Caster Semenya, the world's 800 meter champion held a press conference in Yankee Stadium and told the assembled reporters that she is sick and tired of all the questions questioning her gender. Semenya wearing skinti...
SEATTLE, WA - How many botched joke set-ups does it take to make a software company look like a complete buffoon? Just one, if its advertising artists are not paying attention. Software giant Microtosh apologized Wednesday for a gaffe that featur...
Usain Bolt is to be tested to check whether he is in fact a woman. Apparently the world record holder for both the 100m and 200m is under suspicion for behaviour that means that, although in possession of a very fine male member, he may in fact be...
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