Written by Duff

Monday, 4 December 2006

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The planning and construction of the New Wembley Stadium is today being hailed as a total success by the Department of Culture Media and Sport.

Junior Minister newly appointed to the post, Dave Jong-Il, made the following statement.

"The glorious leader Blair has stood back and watched what we can only describe as a total success. A fantastic display in planning, budgeting and execution and a beacon to the world of how to handle a major construction project.

Glorious leader Blair was secretly in the background during all stages of the work ensuring that the whole thing ran smoothly"

It is believed that Jong-Il is one of the new breed of no-nonsense lay it on the line ministers who tell it like it really is. He is tipped for great things

When asked if he was in anyway related to North Korean ruthless dictator Kim Jong-Il, Jong-Il looked mildly annoyed before answering "Who?" in what we can only describe as something of an icy tone.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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