PM Narendra Modi of India is continuing his trips to foreign lands and arrived in the Galactic Empire, the first Indian Prime Minister to do so. Earlier today, Darth Vader welcomed PM Narendra Modi to the Death Star. Modi inspected a Guard of Honor consisting of a regiment of Storm Troopers wearing Saffron body armor. Modi was also presented with a Light Saber which uses a laser that emits in the 56" Saffron wavelength. Modi in turn presented Darth Vader with a traditional Hindu sword.
Darth Vader congratulated the PM on his election and hoped that Modi would discard the Constitution entirely instead of chipping away at it slowly. Vader said that the Galactic Empire (GE) had drawn inspiration from Gujarat and the two regimes had much to learn from each other.
Modi congratulated Darth Vader on the design of the Death Star and noted that ancient Hindu Vedic scientists had in fact launched several "Mrutyu Taras" before Bharat was invaded by Muslims and Christians.
The two leaders held talks which varied from comparing the size of their chests to bilateral trade in weapons. A Memorandum of Understanding was signed under which a contingent of Storm Troopers will train a newly formed elite regiment of Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh recruits to be known simply as the SS (Saffron Stormtroopers). In return India will transfer highly complex Vedic technologies to the Galactic Empire. Modi also promised the seizing of agricultural land, for GE corporations to set up manufacturing plants and also a GE military base to protect trade routes from terrorism. The two leaders have also instructed their militaries to conduct joint anti-terrorism exercises.
To promote education, Dina Nath Batra of the Shiksha Bachao Andolan will visit and train, up and coming teachers of the Empire.
Before his departure Modi was entertained with the destruction of a Class 4 Moon which Modi said reminded him of the 2002 pogrom in Gujarat.
Modi also held brief talks with Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu who also happened to be visiting the Galactic Empire.
(Correction: Modi's press secretary issued a statement saying that Modi did not say "pogrom" and that he was referring to the "program" known variously as the "Smiling Buddha" or Operation Shakti which launched Hindu nationalism into the nuclear age in 1998.)