Written by radiogagger

Saturday, 22 September 2012

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The abandoned Star Wars set is shortly to be made into flats

An explosive new book about the goings on behind the scenes on the set of Star Wars revealed that Darth Vader was actually two people in the costume, one who was permanently asleep, hence you could hear the breathing...

Dave Prowse, who was credited with playing Darth Vader, today denied all existence of a second person in the suit. 

"Absolutely not true. No way. Never happened. Who told you this? Where did you get my number? Can you let me get on with my job, these children have to cross the road safely".

A spokesman for George Lucas refused to comment. The book is expected out next month, in time for Christmas.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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