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Funny story: Darth Vader Welcomes Modi to Death Star: Says Gujarat was Model for Galactic Empire

Darth Vader Welcomes Modi to Death Star: Says Gujarat was Model for Galactic Empire

PM Narendra Modi of India is continuing his trips to foreign lands and arrived in the Galactic Empire, the first Indian Prime Minister to do so. Earlier today, Darth Vader welcomed PM Narendra Modi to the Death Star. Modi inspected a Guard of Honor c...

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Funny story: NRA Takes Its Battle To A Whole New Level- Buys The Star Wars Death Star

NRA Takes Its Battle To A Whole New Level- Buys The Star Wars Death Star

The NRA has upped its political game with the acquisition of the Death Star made famous from the Star Wars movie franchise. Thought to have been totally destroyed following a second massive attack by impudent rebel forces in the third (or is that the...

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Funny story: White House Unveils That the US Has Manufactured a Working Fart Star in Space

White House Unveils That the US Has Manufactured a Working Fart Star in Space

Under enormous pressure from billions of Americans who have been petitioning the White House to build Star Wars type Death Star to defend the world against reality TV, US President, Barack Obama finally caved in to the pressure by admitting that the...

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Funny story: Immigration Officials Shut Down Death Star

Immigration Officials Shut Down Death Star

The Empire has been thrown in to turmoil this week, as immigration officers from a combined league of Border Agencies, stormed the battle station 'Death Star', as it orbited planet Earth. Wojtek Brzezinski of the UK Border Agency told us "our offi...

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Funny story: New Death Star to Sport Glacier Global Partners Logo

New Death Star to Sport Glacier Global Partners Logo

The Galactic Empire's newest superweapon will be named the Glacier Global Partners Death Star. In an unusual cross-marketing deal, the most destructive force in the Universe will team up with a tiny, obscure White Plains, NY-based financial firm wit...

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Funny story: Astronomers discover 'Death Star'

Astronomers discover 'Death Star'

Scientists in the Canary Islands volcanic observatory high up on Mt. Teide have made what they describe as a 'significant discovery' Observing light from long long ago, in a galaxy far far away, they discovered what they call a "Death Star" simi...

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Funny story: Deathstar Implodes over Washington; One Alien Survives

Deathstar Implodes over Washington; One Alien Survives

Tense moments arrived in Washington today when an alien weapon of mass destruction in the shape of a pilot's license threatened to circumvent the recently rescheduled apocalypse. Reminiscent of the thousands of sci-fi invasion flicks the menacing...

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Funny story: Bin Laden To Rebuild Death Star.

Bin Laden To Rebuild Death Star.

Work has begun on the third incarnation of the universally feared Death Star. Financing the project is Osama Bin Laden and the USA. We spoke to him from his cave in Afghanistan. "I first met Darth Vader back in '83. We sparked up quite a relati...

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Funny story: Republican's Death Star Will be Fully Operational By 2020 Elections.

Republican's Death Star Will be Fully Operational By 2020 Elections.

Hard-core Republicans, also known in some circles as the 'Evil Empire', plan to have the Death Star fully operational by the 2020 election. The Death Star, which is believed to have the capacity to neutralize the minds of an entire planet, was ad...

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Funny story: Death Star - Not the best present ever

Death Star - Not the best present ever

Darth Vader, the villian of Space based documentary Star Wars has admitted that buying a Death Star for his long -estranged daughter Princess Leia was probably not the best move.

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Funny story: Wolfowitz's Deathstar falls behind schedule due to labor dispute

Wolfowitz's Deathstar falls behind schedule due to labor dispute

Somewhere Orbiting Earth - The completion of Paul Wolfowitz's Deathstar has now shifted six weeks to the right -- far behind schedule -- due to a dispute between competing longshoremen's unions. The heated dispute between the International L...

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Funny story: Wolfowitz proclaims Deathstar will go operational in one week

Wolfowitz proclaims Deathstar will go operational in one week

World Bank Headquarters (Washington Post) - In a surprise move timed to coincide with a rare overseas trip by President Bush, outgoing World Bank President Paul Wolfowitz announced that his Deathstar will be fully functional in exactly one week. Wol...

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Funny story: Disturbance In The Force Turns Out To Be Gas

Disturbance In The Force Turns Out To Be Gas

DEATH STAR (Galactic Press) -- What he first identified as a "disturbance in the Force" turned out to be nothing but gas, a sheepish Darth Vader admitted yesterday afternoon.

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Funny story: In a galaxy not so far away

In a galaxy not so far away

National Aeronautics and Space Administration officials announced today that they have discovered an object rapidly approaching Earth that resembles a Death Star from the popular movie series Star Wars. They also reported several large triangular obj...

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