Carrie Fisher Purchases $90,000 Worth of Star Wars Memorabilia

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 1 May 2013

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One of the La Brea Flea Market merchants wearing a Darth Vader mask.

BEVERLY HILLS - Carrie Fisher has admitted that she is a first rate shopaholic and she cannot control her addiction.

She recently spoke with iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli and told her that she has gone into book stores and ended up buying 25 books on all kinds of subjects ranging from The Lost Art of Self Tattooing to Drama Queens of The Movie Screen and Visiting Switzerland on $3 A Day to The Definitive Book on Samoan Professional Wrestlers.

But Fisher said that last week she visited a flea market in La Brea and she was amazed at the amount of Star Wars memorabilia, collectibles, keepsakes, and relics that were available.

She said that she purchased 7 different Princess Leia dolls including one that was life-size.

Carrie also bought a Darth Vader Pepper Shaker, a pair of Han Solo Boxer Shorts, a tin can of Chewbacca Chewing Tobacco, and some R2-D2 Wine Coasters.

She was even able to pick up some items that were one of a kinds; such as an unopened pack of Luke Skywalker Glow-In-The-Dark Condoms, a Princess Leia Bra, a Yoda Harmonica, a bottle of C-3PO Children's Multi Vitamins, and an Obi Wan Kenobi Bong.

SIDENOTE: Carrie Fisher is 56, but she said that when she was at the La Brea Flea Market surrounded by all of the Star Wars collectibles and memorabilia she felt like she was 16.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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