Syria - IS Jihadis are claiming responsibility for beheading Mexican stevedore Jesus Gonzales after viewing cell phone footage of him quaffing bottles of Rioja at a Barcelona restaurant called Ultima Cena, Spanish for 'last supper'.
The Cancun dockworker was captured close to the Lebanese border where he was on vacation after winning the 'holiday of a lifetime' on a Russian tiddlywinks website.
This morning renegade Islamists posted a video of Gonzales' decapitation alongside a crude warning about 'losing one's head' to the evil brew.
The Mexican's gory demise coincides with publication of a new IS punishments tarriff starting with 100 lashes for the crime of gossiping without an official licence, the use of deoderants or other personal hygiene items including tampons (by women!) and throwaway razors by men.
Plus the online sale of breast milk - unless personally extracted in Sharia-compliant premises by one of the IS organization's official breast-squeezing mullahs.
Commenting on Gonzales' gruesome beheading a Cancun co-worker said, "There'll be hell to pay for when Jesus' father finds out!"
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