Saudi King bequeathes 'magnificent' gift to Tony Blair in royal will

Written by queen mudder

Friday, 23 January 2015

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129 remaining wives just like this one still waiting to be 'rehomed' by the new Saudi King

Jeddah - As a mark of esteem for services rendered King Abdullah has reportedly left Blair one of his 130 wives in his last will and testicle published this morning.

Aides of the old despot who died on Thursday said that Her Highness 'had already been turned down' as a gift by Prince Andrew and his old mucker Jeffrey Epstein.

On account of being over 18 years of age.

"Still, it means she'll be rehomed to a suitable new owner," royal Silver Scimitar-in-Waiting Prince Kamel-Ars commented.

"Unlike the other 129 wives that we've had to temporarily lodge in makeshit - uh, makeshift! - shelters until new rehoming accommodations can be found."

A spokesperson for Blair said he knew nothing about this latest Saudi arrangement nor previous ones 'like Ruper Murdoch's ex-wife' Wendi Deng whom he shagged from boredom during Cherie's menopause.

4,973 royal concubines, girl friends, temporary squeezes and one-off slags remain under consideration.

All frights reserved.

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