'Permanent Special Anti-University Student Response Unit' to be set up

Funny story written by Ella Davide

Monday, 8 December 2014

Following the Multi - Police Officer tazering of demonstrating students at Warwick University, last week, a new, permanent Response Unit, tackling Third Level Undergraduates only, is to be set up.

'The ''Intelligentsia'', contrary to what one might think, are the most lethal threat to National Security, says DCS Tommy Tennyson -

''They understand obscure Foreign Languages , are well - read, are not easily fooled by Tabloid Journalism and are generally politically and culturally aware...just like all the Oxbridge Spies...therefore, they represent a threat''

On the question of whether or not the Warwick University Tazering was overkill, DCI Tennyson said: ''We were just following orders''

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