Somerset Levels, UK - A massive arsenal of IRA weapons including AK-47s, MI6 assault rifles and a Sherman tank has been found by teenagers at the bottom of a British river bed.
13 year-olds Bob Piranna and Warren Nuckles were magnet-fishing on the Somerset Levels when their metal-detecting 'Geiger counter' suddenly went ballistic.
And out of the waters popped dozens of machine guns, rocket launchers, grenades, assorted flash-bangs and other bits of military kit.
One hour later the haul had been dragged from the river bed and is said to include a Browning .50 machine gun 'capable of bringing down a helicopter', a Soviet Russia-designed ricin poison-tipped umbrella and eight surface to air missile launchers stolen from the Taleban.
Ministry of Defence officials and Military Police jobsworths are still assessing the cache which according to ancient local by-laws will now be declared treasure trove.
