London - The Royal Prerogative of Messy was extended to Diana for grassing up her mates in the Libyan Semtex loop.
Hundreds of tonnes of Colonel Gaddafi's explosives were regularly smuggled into Britain under the guise of the royal diplomatic bag.
Diana regularly took more than 100 suitcases of holiday essentials on her international jaunts.
Those cases then came back to London stuffed with the Colonel's special recipe for blowing up the UK under IRA flag of convenience.
Then the Queen found out and all hell broke loose with Diana confined to the Tower's guillotine wing.
Commenting on the use - and abuse - of the Royal Prerogative of Mercy a Palace spokesperson said today that hundreds of other minor royals were now clamoring for equal absolution treatment.
Including daft Kate Middleton and her mutt Adolf.
