CIA HQ in Canadian Parliament male boghole has just received a flash of MP, Pat Martin's rear end after he rushed in here to change his tight underpants!
Star Canadian CIA (Cockroach Inflitration Army) reporter, Randy Orifice-Thong, after being bombared and surviving a rather smelly combustion attack from Mr. Martin has sent this rather stinking newsflash.
Canadian MP, Pat Martin, rushed out of the parliament building because his pants were too tight! He purchased them in a downtown cheapskate store before entering a very important debate (Important debate in Canada, never!) and after consuming leek and pea soup for lunch noticed that his underpants were becoming quite tight (due to the heat they started shrinking). He then rushed towards the male boghole without casting his vote and the Speaker was quite angry!
Pat managed to remove his shrinking panties before too much damage was done and offered a truthful explanation as to why he found it necessary to exit the debate. This in turn brought the house down and several female MP's offered Pat their reserve underwear (Needed for after work sex orgies with fellow MP's male and female) just in case his trousers turned a darker shade of brown (Leek and pea soup work wonders for the digestive system). He gladly took up the offer because in the evening after a hard days debating he loves a bit of cross dressing, so he took a pair of pink frilly ones!"
Back in the male boghole star CIA reporter, Randy Orifice-Thong, observed Pat putting on his pink frilly underpants and smiling as he did it! He dropped them to have one last fart and our reporter was last seen being thrust down the bog pipe at a very fast rate!