All Priests Should Be Castrated After Taking Vows says Children's Council

Written by dave nelson

Monday, 16 February 2015

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Dr. Meyer Pipick, head of The World Council to Prevent Child Rape, said today from Berne, Switzerland has announced that castration is the only way to stop priests from sexually violating children.

He said: 'It is now obvious that nothing can stop these sexually repressed male mutants from using their power over kids to violate them!"

Advice from the council stated that priests who take their vow of celibacy no longer need their balls and they should be removed and suggested The Pope be the first to get the treatment, to set an example to his followers.

He went on:"The Vatican has shown that it has minimal empathy toward children and cutting off all priests nuts would make a sincere statement that cornholing children and scarring them for life will no longer be acceptable."

Pope Francis replied: "I see no big problem with this concept as long as it is done humanely."

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