Questions about Property

Written by radiogagger

Monday, 2 July 2012

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I hear you knocking, but you cant come in.

If your scared of heights, do you stay on the first rung of the property ladder?

If your scared of mortgages, do you stay on the first rung of the property ladder?

Who valued the Property Ladder on Channel Four?

If there was a property crash would Sarah Beeny be protected by a Beeney cushion?

Does a poem about Property need to have Grand Designs?

Does a poem about bucket need to avoid holes in it?

If you buy a house with a big garden during the credit crunch, do you buy one get one tree? or get many trees?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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