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Funny story: Homeless Should Pay Tax for Homes They Don't Have, Insist Republicans.

Homeless Should Pay Tax for Homes They Don't Have, Insist Republicans.

Enough of paying taxes for the things you have. How about paying them for the things you don't have? This message resonated at the recent gathering of the group of brave men and women, known as the GOP. They decided to stick it to the establishmen...

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Funny story: Landlords demand tax relief for their "difficult job"

Landlords demand tax relief for their "difficult job"

A group calling themselves the Union of Oppressed Landlords have protested about the current housing crisis in the UK. They claim that people who let out accommodation are being squeezed and are not earning enough. "It's appalling," said Connie Br...

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Funny story: So who in the Qatari royal family is a nervous pooper? Real estate blog demands answers

So who in the Qatari royal family is a nervous pooper? Real estate blog demands answers

New York - A website specialising in grotty teardowns is spilling some dodgy Middle Eastern royals' digestive secrets based on recently published property refurbishment plans. MyBigFatQatari Gazumper.con has published details of a lavish $320m man...

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Funny story: Dorking man accidentally mixes up TV experts

Dorking man accidentally mixes up TV experts

A local man from Dorking was facing humiliation in the town last night when it was discovered he accidentally mixed up TV experts ITV money saving expert Martin Lewis and Channel 4 property buying expert Phil whatshisname, the bloke who hangs around...

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Funny story: Questions about Property

Questions about Property

If your scared of heights, do you stay on the first rung of the property ladder? If your scared of mortgages, do you stay on the first rung of the property ladder? Who valued the Property Ladder on Channel Four? If there was a property crash would Sarah Beeny be protected by a Beeney cushion? Does a poem about Property need to have Grand Designs? Does a poem about bucket need to avo...

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Funny story: Govt Scheme To Help Elderly Downsize Championed By Local Entrepreneur

Govt Scheme To Help Elderly Downsize Championed By Local Entrepreneur

A local businessman has offered to help with Government proposals to help elderly people 'downsize' while providing accommodation for young families. Housing Minister Grant Shapps announced yesterday that local councils should offer to help pensio...

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Funny story: Maria Sharapova To Buy £10,000 House In Burnley, Lancashire

Maria Sharapova To Buy £10,000 House In Burnley, Lancashire

Beaten Wimbledon Ladies Singles finalist, Maria Sharapova has been outed as the mystery buyer of a £10,000 terraced house, on Pritchard Street, in Burnley, Lancashire. It is an established fact that Maria Sharapova has a massive fan base in the La...

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Funny story: Rochdale property prices boom after release of new job figures

Rochdale property prices boom after release of new job figures

Newly released government job figures have led to a huge rise in people seeking to live in Rochdale. Houses are being purchased quicker than the local council can demolish them, to make way for new low cost housing. The government figures driving...

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Funny story: The truth behind real estate mogul Nathaniel Sandusky

The truth behind real estate mogul Nathaniel Sandusky

"How do you do it Sandusky?" "Trade secrets my friends, trade secrets." That's the question of the hour. How has Nathaniel Sandusky created a modern day empire out of zilch? In fact, where does Nathaniel Sandusky come from? Those are the questions we've set out to answer, and answer them we will to the best of our ability. The Problem: Nathaniel Sandusky is not a registered American citiz...

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Funny story: No house in Britain can be sold

No house in Britain can be sold

Not a single home nor mortgage was sold in February. Mortgage Lenders Council (MLC) figures out today show no new mortgages were sold and only 132 remortgage deals were passed. Net mortgage lending rose 43 per cent. Alex Rumpelstiltskin, MLC...

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Funny story: For Sale: Manchester's Most Famous Street

For Sale: Manchester's Most Famous Street

ITV bosses have been in touch with various estate agents as they put every house on Coronation Street up for sale. RightMove the on-line estate agent has been chosen as the preferred agent for selling the iconic houses, with the Rovers Return expe...

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Funny story: For Sale: Manchester City Football Club

For Sale: Manchester City Football Club

It might be the wrong time to buy property, but how about a football club? Manchester City owner Thaksin Shinawatra has today put the club up for sale, with several of City's heroes from bygone t...

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Funny story: Sarah Beeny - She who MUST be obeyed

Sarah Beeny - She who MUST be obeyed

A forthcoming episode of the hit Channel 4 programme, Property Ladder has been withdrawn when one of the featured developers took onboard 'every bit of advice' that Presenter Sarah Beeny gave them.

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Funny story: Science Corner: An Experiment in Button Pushing

Science Corner: An Experiment in Button Pushing

Preliminary Disclaimer: This experiment involves animal cruelty. Lots of it. Please do not conduct it yourself. Just use your imagination. Creator of experiment assumes no responsibility for human or animal deaths, injuries, mental anguish, or property damage sustained as a result of engaging in the activities described herein.

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Funny story: Top Crack Mansion sells for £50 million

Top Crack Mansion sells for £50 million

Bishops Avenue, London - (Bad Ass Mess): Property crisis? What property crisis! Yet another 2008 house price record has just been smashed with the sale this week of Top Crack Mansion situated on the notorious wobbly tectonic plate region o...

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Funny story: House Prices to Rise 52% say Experts

House Prices to Rise 52% say Experts

Experts for house builders Bellend Homes have contradicted figures from the Royal Institute of Chartered Surveyors, stating that they expect house prices to rise at least 52% over the next two years across Britain - except for ev...

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Funny story: Hell's Residents Complain of Gentrification

Hell's Residents Complain of Gentrification

Hard-working, traditional sinners are being priced out of Hell by incoming white-collar criminals, according to residents of the once undesirable neighbourhood.

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