During efforts in modernizing the nation for travelers, Poland just realized that their number one tourist destination is both German made and a concentration camp. The statement came during an announcement from Poland's Ministry of Sport and Tourism. "Don't get me wrong, I didn't expect we had something like the Eiffel Tower but come on man. That's it? And we didn't even chisel the bricks."
Some Polish historians have criticized the statement in its failing to recognize the country's dusty old castles or rustic pillars. In response to the historian's claims, American tourist Greg Penn said, "I know the Polish people are adamant about their bell towers, but you can see that shit anywhere."
The Ministry of Sport and Tourism never felt odd about their own attractions, even though most tourist hot spots around the globe are filled with family friendly smiles and people having a good time. Unlike their competitors, Poland realized that, "Depressing the shit out of people is what we do best so why try and fight it."
Though trying to persuade the public at first that their concentration camps had the same romantic flair as the Taj Mahal, Poland admitted, "It's pretty hard to plant a passionate kiss on the one's you love, when you're probably standing over a place where someone was beaten to death with a wooden spoon."
The Polish Ministry held off alarm as they felt that, "It's not like we can build something amazing. It's too late for all that. For now we'll keep doing us, until something better falls into our lap."