Written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw

Monday, 19 May 2014

Having heard from intelligence sources (at any rate, more intelligent than herself or her supporters) that Russian troops were massing in eastern Siberia, former vice-presidential running MILF Sierra Paylin called a press conference at the western tip of the Seward Peninsula.

Wading out into the frigid waters, she shouted across the Bering Strait: "Hey there, closet queen Poutine, we all know that your pathetic little pea-shooter ain't no match for my great big guns!"

This said, she returned to shore, her guns undulating ever so subtly behind the bib of her hip waders.

At this sight, several first year male journalism students mumbled, "Must focus on assignment," before jumping into the frigid waters to cool off and regain some semblance of composure.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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