Pope Francis Fires Five Priests

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 11 April 2014

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This Vatican stained glass window is a tribute to the famed Virgins of Vienna.

VATICAN CITY - The Vatican View News Agency is reporting that Pope Francis has just fired five priests that were based in the Vatican.

A spokesperson for the pope said that the five priests were caught printing counterfeit bingo cards.

Four of the priests refused to talk to The Vatican View, but one did.

Father Rusty said that the whole counterfeit bingo card scheme was concocted by Father Archie who told the other four priests that no one would ever find out.

A private investigator that the Vatican hired from Barcelona, Spain was able to trace the fake bingo cards back to the five priests, who are known as Los Cinco Padres Malos.

Pope Francis is reported to be angrier than a porcupine with limp quills.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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