LIMA, Peru - The Peruvian government has just informed the press that their pride and joy the 17th Andes Artillery Regiment will be landing in the Ukraine to help them in their confrontation with the Russian military.
A spokesperson for the Peruvian government stated that the Ukraine and Peru have alway had excellent relations going back to the 1977 Vodka For Llamas Trade Agreement.
One of the leaders of the Peruvian regiment, Colonel Polo Refrescos is married to a very attractive woman from the Ukraine whom he met on www.hotukrainegirls.wow.
The Ukraine has expressed its appreciation to the leaders and citizens of Peru for understanding that if you're right, you're right no matter how much bigger your foe might be.
SIDENOTE: The United Nations has thanked Peru for going to the aid of the Ukraine and they have voted to give the government of Peru $3.8 million as a token of their appreciation.
