Kim Jong Un Tells Dennis Rodman He's Still His BFF But He Can Forget About Dating His Sister

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 29 March 2014

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A photo of Kim Yo Jong that was secretly taken by one brave as hell son of a bitch.

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un is thrilled that his sister Kim Yo Jong was well received by the people of North Korea.

But like Savannah Bamboo, a writer for Political Salad Bar Magazine graphically stated, they would be crazy not to, given the tremendously fiery temper of her brother who once imprisoned a man for simply sneezing.

It is no secret that the attractive 27-year-old has turned a lot of heads but as one of Kim Jong Un's top bodyguards said, every North Korean male knows that if he stares too long at Kimshi he could get himself imprisoned without food and water.

Kim Jong Un said that he received a text message from his BFF former NBA star Dennis Rodman saying that he can see that as pretty as Kim Yo Jong is, beauty definitely runs in the family.

The North Korean leader asked if Rodman was insinuating that perhaps he was gay or something. Dennis quickly said that he (Kim Jong Un) is about as gay as Wynonna Judd is skinny.

Meanwhile, Kim Jong Un did want to make it crystal clear to Dennis that he can forget about ever going out on a date with his sister who will remain a virgin until her 30th birthday.

SIDENOTE: Kim Yo Jong is presently 3 years and counting.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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