New York - (ReUterus): Art critics in the US are divided over the latest record-breaking picture in the news, which some critics have scathingly described as a 'load of old Pollox'.
Sources close to an old tramp seen freuqenting the streets near New York's Museum of Modern Art have described the latest mega million dollar blockbuster as a quaint portrayal of a typical 3am pavement aftermath scene outside Smoky Joe's Tequila Bar and Chilli Diner following an unfortunate outbreak of salmonella among its patrons.
One art pundit branded the picture as a post-gastric collage created by laying a sheet of paper onto the Diner's pavement in a effort to mop up the remains of a customer's projectile-vomiting.
"At $2 million per square inch this is the most expensive case of suspected salmonella infestation ever foisted onto the market."
