Confused Parents will Upset Millions of Children this Christmas

Funny story written by Mark

Friday, 3 November 2006

The forthcoming release of the Nintendo Wii games console in time for Christmas is expected to cause a lot of upset to Children in the western world, and result in a lot of wet stockings on Christmas morning.

A poll of 100 parents conducted by The Spoof revealed that over 70% had never heard of the Wii. When asked, "If your child asks for a Wii this Christmas, would you give them one?" 56% said they would definitely give this as a present to their child, exclaiming, "It'll be the cheapest Christmas ever".

Nintendo are considering a campaign targeted at children, explaining the necessity of making clear to their parents exactly what a Wii is, and that it most definitely isn't a urine sample.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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