Mid-term campaigning hots up in Manhattan

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Thursday, 2 November 2006

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Mid-Term campaiging strategy in Manhattan

Manhattan, NY (Associated Mess) - Attempts to sanitise blemishes on the Bush Administration's Cold War security files have been publicised in a new billboard campaign in Lower Manhattan just days before the vital US Mid-term elections next week.

A series of posters of number one global terror suspect Osama Bin laden wearing a fetching Cat Stevens cat-suit featuring the legend 'Va-poo-rize: guaranteed to remove nasty stains' spells out a grim message to any potential Republican voters still left on the NYC block.

But the move was immediately slammed as 'subversive' and cynical by Bush Administration aides who are demanding that the offending poster should be torn down.

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