Rapture Index jitters: Falwell next?

Funny story written by queen mudder

Saturday, 4 November 2006

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Tissssk tissssk?? Al Sharpton and Jerry Falwell

Washington DC - (Associated Mess): The fallout from the Pastor Ted Haggard outing controversy has sent tsunami-size shockwaves to fundamentalist TheoCon diehard Reverend Jerry Falwell's back yard amid unconfirmed US media reports that he has hired Mark Foley's lawyer to check if his email traffic was snooped on by the Bush Administration's Whore on Terra wire-tap campaign.

Falwell appeared to be sweating profusely in public yesterday when news broke of Pastor Haggard's dalliance with methamphetamines and Rocky Mountain rent boys and dodged reporters' questions about Haggard's claims that he was merely on an outreach mission for his old alma mater the Oral (sic) Roberts University....

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