Written by Bureau

Tuesday, 31 December 2013

image for NSA Shows Older al-Qaeda Spy Recording (Translated)

Ben Laden: Hello!

Al-Qaeda#2 Hello! Word please?

Laden: Hello!

Al Qaeda #2 Word please?

Laden: There's a word?

Q2: Hello?

Laden: Let's see. Martyrdom?

Q2: Hello?

Laden: This is Osama Bin Laden!

Q2: Yes, this is bin Laden.

Laden: NO. I mean I am Bin Laden!

Q2 I just said that.

Laden: Hello?

Q2 Come in!

Laden: This is Bin Laden!

Q2: I heard that. Word please?

Laden: Bin Laden

Q2: I know. That is not the word!

Laden: Martyrdom!

Q2: Dum Dum Dum! That is not the word!

Laden: Martyrdom, you fool!

Q2: Hello.

Laden: I'm hanging up! Click!

Q2: That's the word! Go ahead! Hello!

Laden (Silence).

Q2: Hello!......Hello!

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