President Putin Is Thrilled With Edward Snowden

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 30 January 2014

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President Putin has said that he has turned Eddie Snowden onto Russian Vodka.

MOSCOW - President Putin was recently interviewed by Russia's national news agency, Vodkavich.

He was asked how he felt NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden was doing in his position as The Director of Computers.

The Russian leader smiled as he put down his glass of Vodka and replied that he is thrilled with Snowden.

He revealed that Eddie (as he calls him) has provided him with a wealth of personal, intimate information on individuals such as President Obama, Oprah Winfrey, Gisele Bundchen, Megyn Kelly, Phil Robertson, the Rolling Stones, and Ann Coulter.

Putin said that he has even seen some very risque photos of famous female individuals such as Sofia Vergara, Maria Sharapova, Danica Patrick, and Mrs. Rush Limbaugh.

SIDENOTE: President Putin said that he hopes that his very attractive niece Nadia Olgavich and Snowden announce their wedding engagement some time soon.

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