The San Antonio Spurs Crush Their Texas Rivals The Dallas Mavericks 112-90

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 9 January 2014

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The San Antonio Spurs gave their game ball to San Antonio resident George Strait.

SAN ANTONIO - The night saw Dallas Mavericks owner Mark "Brat Boy" Cuban sit and pout all night as his Mavs were soundly beaten by the San Antonio Spurs 112-90 led by Tony Parker and Tim Duncan.

Parker is from France and Duncan is from the Virgin Islands and the two combined for 41 points (25 from Tony and 16 from Timmy).

At one point during the game play was stopped when AT&T Center employees had to mop Mark Cuban's tears off of the court.

The Spurs organization has already issued a warning to Cuban about his out-of-control antics which have included butt slapping a Spurs cheerleader, refusing to pay a hot dog vendor for his two hot dogs, and saying that he is going to buy the Alamo and move it to Dallas.

Tony Parker whose mother is a blonde Frenchwoman, said about Cuban, "Mar-KEE he ease a silly old guy yes, he makes my insides chuckle with his stew-PEED sayings and dee way he looks like a nerd beesh yes."

Tim Duncan added that El Cuban probably cries more tears during one Mavs game than John Boehner cries all day.

Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich put his two cents in and said that Mark Cuban is nothing but a spoiled little kid who has a hell of a lot more money than he has sense.

SIDENOTE: The Spurs are now the Best in The West as they have upped their record to 28-8.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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