Clearwater, FL - Kim Jong Un, despot of North Korea, and David Miscavige, dictator of Scientology, and Kanye West will meet on the Winter Solstice, December 21, to discuss how to increase the evil quotient in the world today.
They have invited several others who they believe will contribute to their Summit of Evil. Some of these others are Chris Brown, Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Joel Osteen, Dick Cheney, My Little Pony, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Dennis Rodman, Bashar al-Assad, and Mitch McConnel. Evel Knevel, Jr., asked to come but was judged not evil enough.
Some of the agenda will include Scientology talking about brainwashing and brain cleansing products, while North Korea will talk about new torture devices and labor camps. The keynote address will be delivered by Kim Jong Un, who will explain how to make the people love you while you are screwing them over.
Refreshments and a light snack will be served after the meeting.