Kim Jong Un Sends A Very Strongly Worded Message To China

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 2 December 2013

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North Korea recently celebrated Chopstick Day with parades, dances, and rice eating contests.

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Chung Duck Ho, a spokesperson for North Korea, has just stated that President Kim Jong Un has issued a very important message directed at the republic of China.

The North Korean leader has said that he is ordering his military to stop any vehicle that has Chinese license plates and take the occupants into custody.

Kim Jong Un is very upset at China's unilateral declaration of an air defense zone over Seoul, North Korea and he has bitterly proclaimed that two Asians can play this little ying and yang game.

The North Korean leader did want to make it perfectly clear that anyone taken into custody will be treated with dignity and respect unless of course they say something stupid like make an unkind remark about his rather unique hairdo or refer to the fact that he's short.

Mr. Chung Duck Ho was asked if he has received any response from the Chinese government.

He replied that China merely stated that they have heard the Asian Pillsbury Doughboy run his mouth dozens of times before and if he keeps it up he may find himself sitting in a hell hole prison in Shanghai.

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