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Funny story: Mexico Offers To Lend The USA $900,000

Mexico Offers To Lend The USA $900,000

MEXICO CITY – President Andres Manuel Lopez-Obrador, aka “Timmy,” has just informed the United States ambassador that his country is offering to lend the United States $900,000. The president of Mexico stated that his government fully understands...

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Funny story: President Trump Agrees to Lend California $348 Million

President Trump Agrees to Lend California $348 Million

SACRAMENTO – The state of California informed the president that it desperately needs a bailout loan. Governor Gavin Newsom stated that they need to continue to pay unemployment benefits, as well as to make the state's huge earthquake insurance pa...

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Funny story: Banks to Customers: The Secret to Enduring the Coronavirus Pandemic is to Borrow More Money...Do Your Part!

Banks to Customers: The Secret to Enduring the Coronavirus Pandemic is to Borrow More Money...Do Your Part!

(Cincinnati, OH) Here in the US city with the largest concentration of banks per capita, bankers joined Governor Mike DeWine in the much-anticipated “Reopening of Ohio” by offering special loans and other incentives to what would traditionally be co...

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Funny story: Innovative Financing Company Offers Principal-Free, Interest-Only Cash "Gifts"

Innovative Financing Company Offers Principal-Free, Interest-Only Cash "Gifts"

Tired of sending a huge chunk of your monthly income to pay the interest on loans while never seeing the principal even budge? Well, the innovative financing company Cash Cow, Inc., is disrupting the traditional lending business by offering principal...

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Funny story: No more taxes: here is how it will work

No more taxes: here is how it will work

No more taxes. All the debt sold by the Federal Feserve will be canceled. Then the institution will be abolished. The Treasury itself will print all Dollars. Each Dollar printed will have an expiration date five years from the printing of the note. When this note is deposited in the bank the bank will record the expiration date whereupon the money expires. No tax forms will be required. The de...

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Funny story: New college grads can roll their student loan debt into a 30-year fixed mortgage - WHAT A DEAL!!!

New college grads can roll their student loan debt into a 30-year fixed mortgage - WHAT A DEAL!!!

So you just graduated from that pricey and prestigious liberal arts college and you and your sweetie owe an astronomical conglomeration of more than $125,000 in student loans. Neither of you have job prospects yet, but they're coming, baby, they're c...

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Funny story: Banks Reply to Greece

Banks Reply to Greece

Yes folks, it's ALL FOR YOU, isn't it? "Why can't we all just... get along?" "The International Monetary Fund (IMF) is an international organization headquartered in Washington, D. C., of 188 countries working to foster global monetary coopera...

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Funny story: Wango.com incur £37.3 million loss as a result of expensive pay day loan.

Wango.com incur £37.3 million loss as a result of expensive pay day loan.

Wango.com, the UK's foremost pay-day lender, has posted losses for the current year of £37.3 million. Confirmed reports suggest that this shock result is largely a direct result of the company taking out a pay-day loan itself during the last acco...

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Funny story: President Obama Admits to Getting Payday Loans

President Obama Admits to Getting Payday Loans

WASHINGTON, DC - A few days after Vice President Joe Biden one-upped 'dead broke' Hillary Clinton by stating he's 'the poorest man in Congress', President Obama trumped them both by admitting that he visits a local payday loan center at least twice a...

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Funny story: Feds Threaten to Flood Markets if U.S. Loans Called In!

Feds Threaten to Flood Markets if U.S. Loans Called In!

The Federal Government has privately warned that if any countries should try to call in huge loans, they will quit trading and begin producing that country's legal tender by sophisticated copiers. "A lot of other countries have copied our dollars...

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Funny story: China Rejects NASA's $7 Billion Loan Request

China Rejects NASA's $7 Billion Loan Request

HOUSTON - NASA has just received word that the Republic of China has turned down their loan request. China's Foreign Minister Kong Hong Liebowitz gave NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb the bad news. Mr. Liebowitz stated that China regretted ha...

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Funny story: Canada Tells Argentina That The Northwest Territories Are Not For Sale

Canada Tells Argentina That The Northwest Territories Are Not For Sale

OTTAWA - The Canadian government has sent President Fernando Ginobili of Argentina a message in regards to his request to purchase the Northwest Territories. President Ginobili (who is no relation to San Antonio Spurs guard Manu Ginobili) was than...

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Funny story: NASA Asks China For A $7 Billion Loan

NASA Asks China For A $7 Billion Loan

HOUSTON - The National Aeronaudics and Space Administration has just issued a statment stating that it will run out of funds on March 13, 2014. NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb informed the U.S. news media that NASA tried to get President Obama...

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Funny story: Library 'too quiet'

Library 'too quiet'

An elderly book-lover has complained bitterly that her local library was too quiet. "There was a deathly silence about the place," moaned 75-year-old Lily Brearian, who has been using the library in Gateshead for over 50 years. "And recently I've...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un In An Amazing Gesture of Goodwill Offers To Lend The USA $21 Billion

Kim Jong Un In An Amazing Gesture of Goodwill Offers To Lend The USA $21 Billion

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency of North Korea has just announced that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is reaching out to the United States. The leader of North Korea has expressed a desire to lend the financially troubled U.S.

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Funny story: Guatemala Asks The United States For $13 Billion To Start Up A Space Program

Guatemala Asks The United States For $13 Billion To Start Up A Space Program

GUATEMALA CITY, Guatemala - President Pancho Ensalada of Guatemala has asked President Obama for a loan in order to start up a space program similar to the one the United States has. President Ensalada informed President Obama that he met with fiv...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Is Thinking About Renaming North Korea

Kim Jong Un Is Thinking About Renaming North Korea

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un is without a doubt one of the most fickle leaders in the history of world leaders. The 30-year-old had the nerve to ask President Obama for a $1 billion loan (interest free). He has also stated that he wants...

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