Westboro Plans to Fly to Sulu to Picket Sabah Standoff

Thursday, 7 March 2013

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The current situation in Sabah

SULU, PHILIPPINES (Acme World News) -- The infamous Westboro Baptist Church (WBC) plans to fly to the Philippines to picket the standoff in Sabah, Malaysia.

Margie Phelps, daughter of WBC pastor Fred Phelps, posted on her Twitter that they are scheduled to fly to the Philippines this March 13, 2013. Reliable sources confirmed that WBC booked a flight from the US to Manila last March 6, 2013.

Some Philippine politicians assert that WBC must not interfere with this issue because their actions became common knowledge throughout politics. "More gallons of blood will be shed if they push through their plan," one representative added.

As of now, an effort has been made to contact WBC pastor Fred Phelps, but he didn't answer our phone calls as of press time.

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