Anti-Cult Organization Plans Bulldozer Assault on "Westboro Baptist Cult"

Tuesday, 5 March 2013

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Mein Kraft, an anti-cult-slash-construction workers' organization, plans to ram the infamous Westboro Baptist Church, labeled to many as a cult, with a squad of bulldozers and other heavy construction equipment.

Tony "Harbinger" Toponi, spokesperson of the said organization, announced this piece of information during the organization's press conference last February 22, 2013. "So, since I'm supporting this project, stick with me, okay," he stated during an interview on Acme Network's The Timespace Interviews.

However, members of WBC rallied outside the organization's building last March 1, 2013, in order to stop the proposed project of the organization. "You're all doomed. Same for Toponi," stated one member.

WBC pastor Fred Phelps refused to give comments on this issue as of press time. Well, we expect he would anyway, so we didn't bother asking.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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