Hobbits Vow to Avenge the Murder of the Elf King

Funny story written by Max Gubber

Sunday, 3 February 2013

The untimely murder of the Elf King has the Hobbit nation in an uproar and they have vowed to avenge the murder.

"Three teenaged boys carried out the murder," said a spokesman for the Hobbit Nation. "They kill him out of sport which make no sense to any of us. These lads are from the Yorkshire. We are now drawing up battle plans for a full assault on the town and we will burn it to the ground, and leave no survivors," said General Hobmire.

In the background you can hear the chant "Death to Humans" by a massive swam of hobbits reading their instruments of war, which consist of broad swords, battle axes, pikes, spears, catapults along with bows and arrows.

"As for your modern weapons we have no fear for we are guarded by the magic of the woodland elves and fairies of the land.", said an unidentified hobbit.

"Take arms Yorkshire we are coming!", added the general.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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