Written by Jaggedone

Friday, 16 November 2012

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To meat or not to meat? To have sex or less sex? That's the question?

Indian vegetarians have discovered that since McDonalds opened a chain of veggy restaurants in the country sex crimes have been reduced by 25% and men lying to their wives has radically been reduced by 50%!

Non-consumption of meat products tends to reduce the male sex-drive and therefore prevents men from becoming horny at lunchtime and visiting the local prostitutes for a "quicky" before they go home to lie their wives. Converts to vegetarianism no longer need to hide the stains on their underpants and have plenty of surplus cash in their pockets.

It seems the vegetarian life-style is not only beneficiary for health and financial reasons; it can also benefit marital life (Apart from marital sex of course, but that's boring anyway).

Indian prostitutes on hearing this news have been protesting in front of McVeggies claiming that their products are the cause of a noticeable lack of clients turning up at the brothels and are demanding that McD+++++s revert to their usual products; hamburgers, McNuggets, etc.

A spokesman for McD++++s, India, gave the following press statement; "We are totally innocent and cannot be blamed for prostitutes earning less because it is a fact that in our hamburgers, chicken nuggets, etc, there is no meat anyway!"

They do have a point!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Sex, Meat, Vegetarianism

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