Finger-Lickin' May Be Clue To Australia's Swimming

Funny story written by Henderson Q. Goldfischer

Monday, 13 August 2012

"Alright youse blokes an' sheilas, we stuffed up big time in the London 'Lympics swimmin, right?"

These were the words of Australia's swim coach Donnie Tallboys as he post-mortemed Australia's not-so-good effort in the recent London Olympics.

"Not ter worry, youse jokers, our old mate Ian Thorpedoe gave us a clue. Yer flamin' fingers are too short; so, we're gonna fix that problem, right?"

Tallboys has called on fast food provider Ken Tuckey's Fried Chook to solve the problem. He told Spoof that as from this week, all Australian Olympic hopefuls will incorporate Tuckey's fried chook into their diet and lick their fingers after each serve. "This way, constant licking of the fingers will elongate them and will prove an advantage when swimmers do the final, and vital last touch in their respective events."

All future KFC ads, in Australia, will feature swimmers such as Missile, Ricey, Lethal Leisl enjoying their chook and licking their fingers.

A Male VO will say: "Ken Tuckey's Fried Chook. Good enough for our swimmers' fingers. Good enough for you.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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