Scarborough Shoal standoff: "China's claims are all substantial..."

Funny story written by Wimbledon Martillana

Thursday, 24 May 2012

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Made in China

After a 1-minute long debate with China's president, President Noynoy Aquino of the Philippines has said that all of China's claims are justified and within the boundaries of international laws.

President Aquino said, "We are here to submit to the Chinese, their argument that everything that has the word China on it is the property of China is within international laws and are highly substantial."

President Hu Jintao in a press release reiterated, "The world should now know that even US weapons cannot hurt us. Millions of their warheads have cheap chips that are made in CHINA!!! All that has the word China is ours! South China Sea,China man's chance and Made in China are all ours!".

Two hours after this release, UN has declared that all that is "Made in China and that things that have the word 'China' " are owned by the Chinese.

US President Barrack Obama has mobilised all military personnel to search all weapons that have the phrases "Made in China" and "China" to be pulled out of the inventory lest be "seized" by the Chinese government.

Gen. Raymond T. Odierno informed President Barack Obama that all that will be left in the current US military weapons inventory are a couple of German shepherds that were bred in Germany. Odierno reiterated that there will be nothing left if Germany declared the same ridiculous Chinese claim.

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