Written by Aspartame Boy

Thursday, 10 May 2012

image for Merkel to define ghetto zones
Aspartame will be dispensed as these zero calorie rations

BERLIN - According to Austrailian sources, maps are being redrawn showing vast areas of Europe in a dark drab shade of grey.

An Austrailian print shop leaked copies of a redrawn map of Europe ordered by the German government. The maps show areas labeled as "Ghetto Todeszone", German for ghetto where people are made to starve to death. It actually has nothing to do with Toads, nor the English, yet at least.

Areas so marked include most of France, Greece, Ireland, Italy, Spain, Iceland, and Portugal. The maps also show little skull and cross bone symbols and a legend indicates that these are "Aspartam Distributionszentren", or, as our staff translator told us, "Aspartame Distribution Centers". Apparently, even when severe austerity is imposed, plenty of aspartame will be made available to the starving ghetto residents.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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