COO melamine aspartame scare smokes out secret bar code chip implants for the elite

Written by Aspartame Boy

Tuesday, 20 December 2011

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"I'd never buy anything with aspartame in it. It's poison."

GENEVA, Switzerland - Hot on the heals of the country of origin (COO) secret melamine bar code revelation comes an even more shocking cover-up than last reported.

"Not fair", is the plaintive cry of industry associations in response to revelations of these secret bar code scanners for the plutocracy, the one per-centers, the plutocracy busily poisoning the planet with globally applied aspartame, melamine, agent orange, and seeds that can't have seeds. Their goal: solve the "population problem". That's you and me in the 99 percent.

According to our source, disgruntled personal shopper, James Pond, the latest secret bar code scanners are actually built into a chip embedded in the forehead of the protected one's servant. The personal shoppers for the worlds elite, when glancing down the isle of a food market, see superposed over any bar codes keyed for aspartame, fluoride, or melamine, a skull and bones symbol. This is the clue to not purchase the item, thus bringing home only safe food for the world rulers, rulers at a higher level than mere presidents.

Reaction to the revelation of these devices included deleting blog pages and rewriting history in a vain attempt to cover-up the truth.

The new chip is made in limited quantities and must be registered with Interpol. In the wrong hands, a trip to the Afghanistan torture chamber is a given.

The chip replaces the bulky special glasses previously used. The fear was that the special glasses could be used to identify and put at risk those wearing them as tightly coupled to the elite.

Anyone implanted with the device is traceable by NSA and appears on a map at all times in Cheyenne Mountain.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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