Biblical Sized Phoenix Dust Storms were Caused by Aliens Moving Thier Base

Funny story written by Buck E Filbert

Friday, 8 July 2011

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Another Lovely Phoenix Day

Phoenix Arizona was recently buffeted by the biggest dust storms known to residents in recent history.

Some residents are speculating that the dust storms are related to the Phoenix lights.

The Phoenix lights were unexplained light seen by the entire city moving up and down over a near by mountain range.

Many residents are convinced that the dust storms and the lights are related.

Roland Carter a long time Phoenix resident said,"they never came up with a viable reason for the lights just like they can't explain the biblical looking dust storms descending on us now."

The National Weather Service explained the storms as dust driven by rain storms out in the desert. The rain stirs up the dust and the high winds then turn the dust into formatable sand storms.

The residents are not swaying their opinions saying, "we know it's the aliens moving their base from the mountains to the flats. They are using the sand storms as cover so no one will witness the move."

Buck E Filbert
From Sunset and Vine in fashionable downtown Hollywood Ca 90028

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