Written by matthatt

Tuesday, 21 June 2011

image for Glastonbury, it might rain, a bit.
If only I had been in the sea scouts, I would have been prepared for this.

Glastonbury 2011: With mere hours to go until festival-goers descend on Worthy Farm to watch headline acts including Frank Sidebottom, Beyonce and The Wurzles, organisers warn fans to bring wellies, raincoats, inflatable dingies and distress flares.

According to the weather men, Glasto could be in a for a smidge more rain than it usually gets, due to global warming, the banks and bad handling of the economy by previous governments.

The weather for the festival weekend is set for a mix of sunshine and heavy showers with temperatures just above freezing, relatively cool for this time of year, we may even see a resurgence of Ragnorok, the old Norse enemy, come to swallow the sun.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Weather, Glastonbury

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