Hunky Actor Reveals Alien Abduction

Funny story written by Appalling Trash

Monday, 13 June 2011


The funny story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature. This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you wish to back out now, please click here to go back to the home page.

image for Hunky Actor Reveals Alien Abduction

Hunky Canadian actor Sean Van Der Spak, 23, has revealed in a lengthy TV interview that he was the victim of an alien abduction in 2009.

"It was terrifying," claimed the young movie star, still shaken by the ordeal. "I was on my way home from 7-11 when I spotted a glowing orange light above me. Before I knew it, I was on what looked like an operating table in a spaceship, being probed by little aliens in lab coats. I shit my pants when I saw that we were in outer space - I could see Earth from one of the windows!"

Van der Spak went on to say that the aliens were green, about 1.3m tall with no body hair or visible genitalia, and appeared very critical of his recent films Teen Agent 6 and Tae Kwon Do Kid 8: The Search For Kimchi.

"When they had finished their examination of my hot body they let me go. I was so glad to get off their spaceship."

Van der Spak went on to say that the aliens did not speak to him, instead they relayed messages telepathically or by whispering sweet nothings in his ear.

Prominent UFOlogist Nigel Swoffield believes Van Der Spak's abduction is the real thing and hopes to not only co-author a book with the young actor as soon as possible, but get his commission in the sack.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more