Obama declares, "Boehner's My Bestie!"

Funny story written by Young American Wisdom

Tuesday, 21 June 2011

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Barack Obama Performs "Crocodile Rock"

Washington - Nobody could have predicted that Saturday's "golf summit" between political adversaries, President Barack Obama and House Speaker John Boehner, would have turned into such a rip-roaring good time.

After a successful round of golf, plenty of beer, and a few Cuban cigars, President Barack Obama and House Speaker John Boehner headed back to Washington high on life and ready to party. The two were spotted at Miss Whiskey's Golden Door, a downtown DC karaoke bar. Arms around one another, Obama and Boehner entertained the crowd by belting out Elton John's "Crocodile Rock". Although his speech was slurred, patron's said they were impressed with Obama's musical skills. DC native Burt Humphrey said, "Obama did a pretty good impression of Elton John. I had no idea he was such a great dancer."

Later in the evening, Obama and Boehner attempted to table dance the Texas Two-Step, while a patron performed the crowd favorite, "Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus. Unfortunately, Boehner lost his balance and tumbled into the crowd, taking out two young women. One of the women, who asked to remain anonymous, had to be taken by ambulance to Georgetown University Hospital for a broken nose. Boehner sustained minor injuries when the beer bottle he was holding chipped his two front teeth.

The two new best friends didn't let a couple of broken teeth put a damper on the evening. Obama and Boehner happily ordered round after round of tequila shots for everyone in the bar, as they shouted out quotes from the movie Caddyshack.

The duo were seen leaving the bar, arm in arm, after the bartender made the 2 a.m. last call. Obama was overheard telling Boehner, "I love you, man. Let's go bowling tomorrow night."

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