Yet Another Rampant 'Weiner' on the Loose in NYC SEX Scandal; But is it Kosher?

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Tuesday, 31 May 2011


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New York City has taken center stage in the past weeks due to an outbreak of rampant weiners allegedly attacking hotel chambermaids, and this week Congressman Anthony Weiner has had his Wiener, although cloaked and dressing left, allegedly appearing on a 21 year old college student's twitter page.

While Weiner, the conjoined Democratic Liberal congressman congenitally linked to Senator Chuck Shumer, says his account has been 'hacked', too many questions remain about an engorged member encased in a pair of NYU grey cotton shorts included as a 'pop up' on the student's account with voice over crowing:Congratulations You Win!"

While Weiner and the student say they have exchanged twits and private messages in the past, the comely student from Washington State is neither confirming or denying that the Politically Erect Member may or may not belong to Anthony, who she calls an 'upstanding member of the Democratic Party,' although she claims she's not seen him naked, as far as she can recall, and would not be able to to pick him out in a 'line up."

For his part, Weiner is remaining mum, saying only he is going to rely on a civil investigation rather then turn the matter over to the police who may require him to undergo a TSA naked Scan whilst being fondled by a convicted sex offender on parole in order to compare similar penile pictures, which Weiner is calling a 'government stimulus program to provide a false positive."

"Besides," he said studying the picture, "I am NOT a putz, this has been photo shopped. The last time I checked myself in the mirror mine is much bigger than that...especially when I'm in make up getting groomed for another TV appearance!"

With DSK ensconced in a $50k a month penthouse awaiting a trial on his alleged hormonal attack on a maid, and the latest arrest of an Egyptian Banker for similar charges who was in town to pick up a downpayment on Obama's 'Arab Spring' fountain of money, Weiner is just the latest in a long line of testimonials to the abuse of power that being a legend in your own mind can produce.

Laura Ingraham, the conservative talk show host with an IQ of about 200 who was called a 'slut' by a rabid leftist just last week on TV, commented on Weiner's case this morning.

"If it is true,' said Ingraham,"at least he's the first one this week that's managed to keep it in his pants. I knew he was a Prick, but I really doubted he could get it up for Prime Time...wonders never cease!"

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