'Gary' Glitter attack on Pissed-As-A-Newt Gingrich

Funny story written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 18 May 2011

image for 'Gary' Glitter attack on Pissed-As-A-Newt Gingrich
Gingrich 'about as charismatic as Dick Cheney on acid'

Minnesota - Wannabe Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich was showered with 'gay' glitter during a barnstorming book signing session today.

Gingrich and his wife Callista (Flockheart? Nah! That's Harrison Ford's little bundle of bulimia...) ended up sparkly-headed when local protestor Nick Espinosa doused them at Walmarts.

The couple were self-promoting ahead of a full tilt at the Republican nomination, described widely from coast to coast as scraping the proverbial barrel bottom.

"Newt's got zero chance," Minnesota Gay, Lesbian & Bisexual Collective chair Randy Blowback commented today, "for one thing he's an uptight Catholic asshole and the last one of those we had as President ended up on a Dallas morgue slab!

"Besides, the womanizing old goat's about as charismatic as Dick Cheney on acid. Need I go on??"

Sarah Palin is 69.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more