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First "bisexual governor" seeks foursome

Funny story: First "bisexual governor" seeks foursome

Most men and women, even in American politics, are known for their accomplishments, but not so in the case of Organ's new governor Katey Browne. She's known as the nation's "first bisexual governor," as if her sexual orientation is itself somethin...

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Nostalgic Television: "Be Witched"

Be Witched was a situation comedy, or sitcom (short for stupid idiots tune in comedies) starring Lizzy Montgummy as Sam Stevens. A bigamist (or, possibly, a polyandryist), Sam was a transvestite witch who, out of stupidity, renounced magic in favor of love. She had two husbands, both named Darren (or, sometimes, Dum Dum, Durwood, Dagwood, or Dingleberry), who, coincidentally, were both employed by...

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The true origins of Marvel Comic's Human Torch

Hot-headed teen Johnny Storm rode his future brother-in-law's crotch rocket through what Reed Richards said was a stream of "cosmic rays" but which, in the comic book sequence during which this scene occurs, off-screen, so to speak, in shadows, beneath a full room, amid wine and roses, looks much like gobs of Richards' ejaculate. The experience changed both partners forever, as it did onlookers...

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Heterosexual marriage rates plummet; gay marriage rates skyrocket, studies show

WASHINGTON, AC/CD --- In wake of the U. S. Supreme Court's decision that the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) is "unconstitutional," the U. S. marriage rate has plummeted to an all-time low-among heterosexuals. The rate of gay marriages, on the other h...

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Anna Paquin confused about her sexuality

HOLLYWEIRD, CA - Despite being (a) married and (b) a mother, actress Anna Paquin insists that she is "really, really, really-really and truly-bisexual." Sexuality is not a "given" the actress claims, "but a choice, and, although I love Stephen enough...

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Gay group offers course on rainbow flag, etc.

SAN FRANCISCO, CA, via WASHINGTON, DC -- The Gay and Lesbian Defamation League of Gentlemen (and Ladies) has announced that, in the wake of the Supreme Court's decision to overturn the Defense of Marriage Act, thus paving the way for a multitude of g...

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LGBT Leaders brand Roman Catholics as "not fully developed as human beings"

Funny story: LGBT Leaders brand Roman Catholics as "not fully developed as human beings"

Leading Lesbian, Gay, Bi and Transgender leaders have caused outrage amongst the world's 'Roman Catholics' by claiming that Catholics "aren't fully developed as human beings". In a continuation of a verbal campaign which has seen the LGBT communi...

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California's Prop 69: Cure the Queers Amendment

Funny story: California's Prop 69: Cure the Queers Amendment

SACRAMENTO CA (ABSNN) - Within minutes of being signed into state law, California's Senate Bill 1112, that bans licensed therapists from attempting, by any method, to cure "gender confusion issues" in underage gay, lesbian, bi-sexual, and transgender...

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'Gary' Glitter attack on Pissed-As-A-Newt Gingrich

Funny story: 'Gary' Glitter attack on Pissed-As-A-Newt Gingrich

Minnesota - Wannabe Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich was showered with 'gay' glitter during a barnstorming book signing session today. Gingrich and his wife Callista (Flockheart? Nah! That's Harrison Ford's little bundle of bulimia.

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Outrage as Oldham by-election candidates were all straight

There has been outrage in the gay community as it has been revealed that all the political candidates in the Oldham by-election were actually straight. The gay community were up-in-arms at what it described as "deliberate misleading" from the gove...

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New Orleans Gay/Lesbian/Bi/Tranny Hookers Collective Sues BP

Funny story: New Orleans Gay/Lesbian/Bi/Tranny Hookers Collective Sues BP

New Orleans - (Crudités): The beleaguered oil firm is being sued by the city's 50,000 'special needs' sex workers for $500 million in compensation for loss of earnings. The New Orleans GLBT Sex Workers Collective says members are normally working...

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Christina Aguilera Loves Her Sex Both Ways

Hot, sexy and outspoken Christina Aguilera admits she can love a woman, but the thought of living with one is out of the question. The hit singer is married, and seems to be bi-sexual rather than Gay, but I can't confirm that until I actually whit...

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"There are nine million bisexuals in Beijing." Katy Melua deported from China.

Funny story: "There are nine million bisexuals in Beijing." Katy Melua deported from China.

Katy Melua, the phenomenally successful Georgian/N.Irish/S.E London singer has been deported from China amid a storm of controversy after a live performance of her multi million selling single "Nine million bicycles in Beijing." Ms Meluah was arre...

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Katy Perry honoured by the gay community

Funny story: Katy Perry honoured by the gay community

The female pop star responsible for "I kissed a girl and I liked it" has been chosen to receive the next Vanguard award for her contribution to promoting equal rights for the LGBT community. Katy Perry reached the number one spot with her single a...

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Gay/Lesbian group pleads with Britney: Get back into the Closet or stay a Breeder, please!

Funny story: Gay/Lesbian group pleads with Britney: Get back into the Closet or stay a Breeder, please!

Hollywood, California - With the recent rumored sexual romp with her assistant, Shannon Funk, Britney is now facing allegations regarding her sexual reorientation, which has a Gay/Lesbian group pleading with her to go back into the 'closet' o...

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Shrek Comes Out But Insists That He Is Bi, Not Just Gay

Funny story: Shrek Comes Out But Insists That He Is Bi, Not Just Gay

Shrek, the animated film star voiced by Michael Myers, admitted that he is gay in an interview with People Magazine on this week's newstands.

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Trump Thinks Deaths at End of Avengers Infinity Wars Were Real

He sends the Secret Service to the movie set of Avengers 4 to do some investigating.
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