Written by Daniel Wolf

Wednesday, 27 April 2011

image for A New Attack on President Obama
The TEA Party WILL win back America, for the rich

Shortly after the media reported that American President Barrack Obama has, officially, released his long-form Birth Certificate, word is out that the Republicans, and the TEA Party, are, already, preparing a new round of attacks.

According to anonymous sources, within the Republican Party, the coming, new, attack will be based upon Mr. Obama's ethnicity. The source says that the question, to be raised, will be "How can this man claim a "victory", for Affirmative Action, and for the rights of blacks, when his own mother is/was a WHITE woman?

The source tells the media that the TEA Party, primarily, will be researching the question of if Mr. Obama's mother is/was a "true", white woman. If she is confirmed as being white, then the question will go to the mans father. If Mr. Obama's father is found NOT to be a true black man, then this will mean that Mr. Obama is not a "true black man".

When asked why the TEA Party, and the Republicans, are so passionate, about questioning Mr. Obama's race, and birth place, the source would, only, say "If we dont focus the American public on these non-issues, then there is a very real danger that the American people may begin to demand that the Republicans, and the TEA Party begin focusing on oil company price-gouging, as well as questioning the need to cut Medicare.

The Republicans, and the TEA Party, are determined NOT to let the public, especially those low-life, low-income, traitors, set the tone, of public policy. Public policy MUST be set by affluent politicians, and the super-rich 1/1,000th of a percent of the population.

The source promises that, by election cycle, 2012, that the public will be so saturated with anti-Obama rhetoric that record high gas prices, and the elimination of Medicare, and MedicAid, will not even merit discussion.

The source promises that Mr. Obama is "going DOWN", in 2012.

Bet on it!

(After this interview, this reporter has placed a $50.00 wager on the failure of this new tactic to un-seat the president.)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Topics: Barack Obama

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
99 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more