Sideshow Bob's c-nt of a future ex wife, Camille, went on the Howard Stern show today and let the fashion cat out of the bag: Kelsey will appear at the opening of La Cage Aux Folles wearing a comely Black Givenchy Couture evening gown.
there was a British fashion designer named Lee Alexander McQueen, who loved making dresses. He opened boutiques in London, New York, Los Angeles, Milan and Las Vegas. Then he decided to be gay. Then he wrote a note saying "Look after my dogs, sorry, I love you, Lee." Then he took a ton of cocaine and sleeping pills, wrapped his favorite brown belt around his neck and killed himself. Now his dresses are really expensive, and his heirs and beneficiaries are rich and lived happily ever after.
"His dress is stunning," said Camille, whose breakup with Grammar was reported here in the article Kelsey Grammer: No Need for a Prenup: Here, Take Half of my Sh-t, spilled on the Stern show.
"It has a slender, body contoured shape," she said. "Mermaid-length with close-fit sleeves, a structured off-the-shoulder build-up with a built-in corset. It has a hidden zipper closure at the side and darts at the bust. Kelly Mcgillis wore the same dress at the 1986 Academy Awards."
In April, Camille Grammer told anyone who would listen that, while Kelsey isn't gay, he is appearing "La Cage aux Folles" because he liked women's clothes.
Kelsey's rep, Stan Rosenfield, released the following statement, "While it is not clear why Camille Grammer continues making public statements about her marriage to Kelsey, it is crystal clear that Kelsey will continue not responding, regardless of content. In fact, when I asked him for a quote, he flatly refused, and then hit me with his purse."
"As for Mr. Grammer's choice of attire, I can also state matter-of-factly that he will not be wearing a Givenchy dress at any time," Rosenbergerfeld continued.
"He has already purchased an Alexander McQueen, Emerald Green 100% silk and velvet gown with hand embroidered flowers and gold tube beads." said Katzenrosenbergfeldstein.
"And he looks f--king glorious in it."
La Cage Aux Folles (French for "Stuff C-ck In Turd-Cutter") is running through March 24th at the Zeigfield Theater for the Faggoty Arts.
