New Scotland Yard Commissioner Brian Panzer today revealed details of a secretive investigation carried out to get to the truth behind the death of fashion guru Alexander Mc Queen.
Following on from a tip off left in Mc Queens jacket pocket, Detectives made contact with a witness who explained the bizarre set of events leading up to the death of Mc Queen.
Mr.Tumnus (A Fawn) Previously of "The Burrow" Narnia; came forward after doing a deal for witness protection to explain that the Snow Queen had got her evil dwarf to murder Mc Queen and make it look like suicide by hanging him back in the wardrobe he appeared from.
"She's been having a clampdown on people popping out of wardrobes recently and the fashion guru was just in the wrong place at the wrong time" exclaimed the hoofed creature! "There's only room for one Queen in Narnia" screamed the Snow Queen as she signed the death warrant explained Mr.Tumnus to an astonished judge sitting in camera at Southwark Crown Court.
More on this rapidly moving story as we have it.